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Shit happens
Die Liste wurde ursprünglich entnommen aus der Homepage von Michael P.
Schmidt, der als Blinder zahlreiche Websites (so auch Uni Heidelberg)
professionell programmiert bzw. erstellt hat: http://www.mpsch.de/shit_happens.htm.
... und wird weiter ergänzt:
- Taoism: Shit happens
- Confucionism: Confucius says:
"Shit happens"
- Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't
really shit
- Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
- Hinduism: This shit has happened
before
- Islam: If shit happens, it is the
will of Allah
- Protestantism: Let the shit happen
to someone else
- Catholicism: If shit happens, you
deserve it
- Judaism: Why does shit always happen
to us?
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- Sufism: The wise man never notices
shit happening
- Christian Science: If shit happens,
pretend it doesn't really exist
- Solipsism: Shit happens because I
wish it
- Mysticism: Just experience shit
happening
- Asceticism: If shit happens,
renounce it
- Agnosticism: Nobody knows why shit
happens
- Gnosticism: I know why shit happens
but won't tell you
- Atheism: Shit just happens and
that's all there is to it
- Cartesianism: Shit happens to me,
therefore I exist
- Platonism: There is ideal shit
happening somewhere
- Stoicism: I don't care if shit
happens
- Epicureanism: Let's party while shit
doesn't happen
- Cynicism: Of course shit happens
- Occultism: Shit materializes from
other planes of existence
- Terrorism: Shit will happen unless
you do as I say
- Volunteering: If
shit happens or not - we do voluntary work
- Pollyanism: It's so nice that shit happens!
- Puritanism: Shit can happen all day
as long as you don't call it that
- Behaviorism: You are conditioned to
having shit happen
- Freudianism: If shit happens, it's
your mother's fault
- Parapsychology: Shit happens without
material causes
- Surrealism: Purple shit happens near
melting clocks
- Cubism: If shit happens, you won't
recognize it
- Cultural Relativism: Shit happens
everywhere differently
- Optimism: If shit happens, we'll
find a way to use it
- Pessimism: If shit happens, there
won't be enough for everybody
- Tabloid Sensationalism: Green shit
from Mars happens to Elvis clone
- Biblical Creationism: Shit happens
because God created it
- Secular Humanism: Shit happens
because it evolved from primitive shit
- Scientific Reductionism: If shit happens, find out what kind exactly
- Scientific Obscurantism: Amorphous
excrement does occur in given cases
- Bureaucracy: I don't care if shit
happens as long as you fill out the forms
- Feminism: Women demand to have shit
happen
- Ecology: If organic shit happens,
it's OK
- Capitalism: Let's profit from
shit happening
- Socialism: If shit happens, let's
distribute it equally
- Patriotism: Our shit is better than
your shit
- Conservatism: They don't make even
shit happen like they used to
- Liberalism: Shit shouldn't happen
tomorrow
- Classical Physics: Shit does not 'happen',
it just moves around
- Quantum Physics #1: Shit happens but
you can't say both where and when
- Quantum Physics#2: Shit happens in
discrete quanta called shitons
- Holistic Physics: If shit happens,
it happens everywhere at once
- Microcomputing: If shit happens,
we'll fix it in the next version
- Computer Science: All shit can in
principle happen on a Turing Machine
- Applied Mathematics: The probability
of shit happening approaches unity
- Engineering: When shit happens,
paint over
- Medicine: If shit happens, take two Aspirins and call me in the morning
- Economics: Shit happens because
there's a great demand for it
- Politics: If shit happens, make a
deal with it
- Diplomacy: Let's pretend shit
doesn't happen

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Update: 07.12.06
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